jessycanhasblog

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GPOYW 

Here is my face. And hair that is getting out of control long. And a sweater in a colour that had my boss doing a double take because I “never wear anything but black”.   Surprise bitch… PINK!

GPOYW

Here is my face. And hair that is getting out of control long. And a sweater in a colour that had my boss doing a double take because I “never wear anything but black”. Surprise bitch… PINK!

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Crazy Sleeptalking Jessy…

thesoundofonebrainthinking:

scrunchycanhasblog:

Said something to the effect of the following last night:

"Why is there a Kermit the Gorf on the…I can’t believe I just said that."

She’s so awesome that she entertains me even when she’s asleep!

I see your “Crazy Sleeptalking Jessy” and raise you a “Crazy Sleeptalking Jessi”

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Crazy Sleeptalking Ladies named Jessica (or variations thereof) — WE ARE LEGION!!!

cc scrunchycanhasblog jessycanhasblog … :)

Hoooooooolyeeeeeshit! This is the greatest thing I’ve see all day. Let’s start a gang! And what’s even more fun is your last name starts with M too! thesoundofonebrainthinking

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My cookie butter square turned out horribly….obviously. I don’t think I can torture my coworkers with the horrendous thing… SO.. I might have to keep the whole thing to myself.  That would be a damn shame.. ;)

My cookie butter square turned out horribly….obviously. I don’t think I can torture my coworkers with the horrendous thing… SO.. I might have to keep the whole thing to myself. That would be a damn shame.. ;)

Filed under i'm totally lying i fucking rock

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However many for whatever day it is today - a list

- a girl at work today told me she likes me hair straight. It’s very “My So-Called Life” ha!

- I’m currently making sugar cookie cookie butter squares for a work event on Thursday. I also have to create a big poster - old school with markers and Bristol board. Let the creative juices flow.

- my last bridesmaid got her dress in today. Shiiiiits real now!

- it would be really nice if Cuntface McGee (Scrunchy’s client) would pay her invoice. That money would come in realllly fucking handy. With his dad coming back this evening, here’s hoping the shit hits the fan and he can help us out.

- We have a tentative date set for our wedding social, which we are calling the AntiSocial because it won’t be your normal everyday bullshit Manitoba wedding social. Fingers crossed things come together. Two months to plan - we can do it!

- two more newbs starting at work the week after next. One is an old acquaintance of mine which should be interesting. But that also means two more time-suckers. Buh-bye breathing time. I already have 2 employees under 1 year, 4 under 6 months and they are all very very green still. Sigh.