Not a creature is stirring, not even a Jessy, an Electra, or a GQ but you are positivethat you can smell Lipton Chicken Noodle Soup being prepared in the kitchen.
I’m only up because I woke up after about an hour of sleep and realized that my migraine was gone so I figured I’d stay up for a bit.
And instead of feeling like my eye is going to pop out of my head I detect the aroma of phantom soup?
Yeah I’ve got some neurochemical issues going on.
Maybe I should just go make some damn soup?
Actually - I smelled it too. Me thinks it’s lingering chicken satay smell and I won’t be using that mix again. One thing I detest is smelling strong food smells if I wake up in the middle of the night.
Blech. Windows are open.
Go to your local Asian market.
Buy this package.
Thank me later.
It’s been a while.
I’ve missed you… I think.
Can I please have a lifetime supply of these products?
Weekend breakfasts are the best
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
"Oh, it means spring is around the corner…birds and rain stops and flowers bloom!"
See, you actually GET a spring in Vancouver. We get snow till April, then mush, potholes and floods. I for one will miss the hour of sleep! For those who lived with 4 feet of snow for the past 5 months and 70+ days where it was -30, taking away an hour of sleep after dealing with ALL that is like kicking us when we’re already down.
I added a hahaha at the end so I didn’t sound like a bitter cuntface.
I don’t think it worked.
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
James you can’t do that!
Yes, I can
spiralized veggies are so amazing
We have this thing at my work for sale and I’m always like man, one day ima buy that.
I have this and it is the best kitchen appliance in the world
I want one.
Of the the ones in the secret room?..Well it isn’t the girl or the fabulous queen… the guy who looks like he owns button up shirts with dragons and flames printed on them, was wearing his hat backwards and kept doing the Bieber swag shrug. LOL I totally don’t remember their names.
Did anyone else wonder why Justin Bieber is one of the secret houseguests on BB Canada?
Who is that little punk kid trying to fool?
Yesterday in our 1357th snow storm of the winter, a bus crashed into a light standard and knocked it down.
At least it said sorry? Just like the 4 busses that went right past me today without stopping because they were behind schedule and too full to let people on.
Well done Winnipeg Transit! *slowclap*
The only fun thing about my snowy trudge to work this morning was the gigantic douchebag in a suit, driving a tank, who was BLARING Let Your Backbone Slide and absolutely rocking out in his car while using his teeth to Roll up the Rim.