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Tuesday tidbits and shit that I hate

- I got my wedding shoes in the mail today! They are a bit big in the heel but if I find some clear insoles they should be great.

- Bought stamps for the RSVP’s so I can get them going. Might not be tonight though cause I’m dead tired and it’s fucking hot in here, regardless of the AC going full blast.

- A guy at work today commented on the number if calories in my lunch..which I am NOT okay with. AT ALL. FUCKER. I brought one of those soup to go things (tomato) that you nuke in the container and drink. Right on the outside, it says 170 calories. He says “holy smokes…170 calories in that small little thing. Really? Tsk tsk”….. Um, fuck you. THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL AWFUL FOR EATING. Like I’m not horribly aware of what I eat to begin with. I also had some sliced cucumber, and a small ancient grains wrap with lettuce,turkey and mushrooms with mustard. In all..about 400 calories - not that I knew that before hand but because he made me feel like shit for eating prepared food, I felt the need to add it all up. This is why people get eating disorders, and murder people.

- I’m angry

- Fringe festival with my friends tomorrow should be fun.

- scrunchycanhasblog and I are going to register on Thursday for the shower that I’m slightly frustrated over. Picking my battles…

- I wore a dress today. One that I’ve only worn once before. I received so many compliments on it from both guys and girls in the office so that felt good

- Would someone come paint my nails, make the bed and do the dishes. Pleeeeease. :(

Filed under thank fuck Tuesday is over

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scrunchycanhasblog:

Nat Geo Photo of the Day?

With the skill and patience only a true nature photographer or professional idiot has, I set out while waiting for the rinse cycle to once-and-for-all capture on film…er pixels…photographic evidence of the ginormous feline known to inhabit our building.

Like the feared predator, I concealed myself at the bottom of a stairwell in sweltering heat (it is sweltering if you live in Canada) for hours…okay it was more like 15 seconds…while I awaited the perfect opportunity to release the shutter and reveal my position to this beast.

TANKER!!

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scrunchycanhasblog:

So I guess once these suckers go out in the mail she pretty much has no way of getting out of this without everyone knowing about it right?
I hope I get invited! Although I have a strange feeling that I’ve already got something planned that day. Hmmmmm.

No going back now! ;)

scrunchycanhasblog:

So I guess once these suckers go out in the mail she pretty much has no way of getting out of this without everyone knowing about it right?

I hope I get invited! Although I have a strange feeling that I’ve already got something planned that day. Hmmmmm.

No going back now! ;)

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sapiophilous:

panemoppression:

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