Beautiful - but it feels way too early for this shit!
Someone’s at the door!
They look so freakin cute with the twine! Love it!!
Spinach and sausage soup with cauliflower, mushrooms, coconut milk and a ton of red chili flakes. So freaking good!
What in the fuckity fuck is wrong with my father?
Can anyone else see why I’m a fucking stressed out mess?
Is this a joke about incest?
And who the fuck is Micheal!?
Between cutting out and peeling 80 stickers last night, scrubbing blood spots from every surface of the apartment, applying pressure to sliced toes, and then cleaning and doing laundry today….I have the hands of an arthritic septuagenarian.
Typing at work tomorrow should be awesome.So sleepy.
The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes
I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD
I’M CRYING THESE ARE AMAZING
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY LOVE FOR DAD JOKES
he came in another box 😭
I can’t stop laughing OMG
I laughed at almost all of these!
There is a lady in our office named Coral (who by the way I sort of detest) and my counterpart in Halifax send these back and forth during the day when she gets annoying. CORAL!
Tags for our wedding favours all done!! A huge job but thankfully our friends had a fancy shmancy cutter that worked wonders.
(The sneaky beaver at the bottom of the pic likes them too!)
1:10 AM CDT: “Owls are dummies”.
Friday night = vodka and lemonade in black skull cups, bitching and Lana Del Ray.